Wednesday, July 02, 2008

The mom test

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter.

She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.

I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

'Why?' my daughter asked.

'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs,' I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart.'

I was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom.'

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'OH...I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.'

''Exactly,' I replied back with a big smile on my face.

3 Comments:

Blogger Chris H said...

PERFECT!!!! I'm amazed Carm let ya put that on HIS blog!@!!!! Hey guys, thanks for the lovely comment(s) this past week, Stew and I really appreciated it. HUGS to you all.

4:24 AM, July 05, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHA!! That is the best thing I've read all week!!

1:31 PM, July 06, 2008  
Blogger Queen of the Mayhem said...

This is SO true!!!!!!!

9:01 AM, July 11, 2008  

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