Drama Queen and Star attraction
Sarah has the drama queen act down pat. Luckily, daddy doesnt fall for it, but other people(read suckers) do.
Sarah and I were at Wal-Mart, getting a few items for a sick mommy. Sarah sees the cookies out front, and says "I want some cookies"
Daddy's reply is of course "No. Sorry you cant have any, you dont get a vote on it."
Sarah, big drama sigh, "I dont get a vote, oh no." then procceds to hold her face in her hands and start crying.
Daddy's response is of course "Oh stop, thats such a fake cry and you know it."
sarah of course stops crying, and says "Ooookk daddy. Oh look flowers."
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Mommy and aunt took sarah to the bronx zoo yesterday. On the way home, at Grand central station, at 5-6pm rush hour, mommy is holding sarah's hand, and sarah keeps stopping and starting. Mommy turns and looks at why sarah is starting and stopping.
Turns out sarah was doing her ballet for a not so small crowd of New Yorkers who had stopped what their doing and mommy hear's replies of "oh she's so cute, oh thats so adorable. Oh thats so precious"
Probably got applauds for all I know.
You're all doomed when she gets to school age......
Sarah and I were at Wal-Mart, getting a few items for a sick mommy. Sarah sees the cookies out front, and says "I want some cookies"
Daddy's reply is of course "No. Sorry you cant have any, you dont get a vote on it."
Sarah, big drama sigh, "I dont get a vote, oh no." then procceds to hold her face in her hands and start crying.
Daddy's response is of course "Oh stop, thats such a fake cry and you know it."
sarah of course stops crying, and says "Ooookk daddy. Oh look flowers."
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Mommy and aunt took sarah to the bronx zoo yesterday. On the way home, at Grand central station, at 5-6pm rush hour, mommy is holding sarah's hand, and sarah keeps stopping and starting. Mommy turns and looks at why sarah is starting and stopping.
Turns out sarah was doing her ballet for a not so small crowd of New Yorkers who had stopped what their doing and mommy hear's replies of "oh she's so cute, oh thats so adorable. Oh thats so precious"
Probably got applauds for all I know.
You're all doomed when she gets to school age......
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