Like father like daughter
Apparently, much like my daughter, I too am going to hell. But at least its not for making out in a church pew.
No, my offense in a church is, standing around holding a friend's baby(because her son and my daughter are in the bathroom going potty with their respective mommy's) and when asked, with the pastor's wife and pastor in ear shot, is that baby mine, the response is "no, I'm just borrowing her from a friend. She's great for picking up chicks at church."
Ah well, heaven can wait.
No, my offense in a church is, standing around holding a friend's baby(because her son and my daughter are in the bathroom going potty with their respective mommy's) and when asked, with the pastor's wife and pastor in ear shot, is that baby mine, the response is "no, I'm just borrowing her from a friend. She's great for picking up chicks at church."
Ah well, heaven can wait.
posted by at 7:19 PM
12 Comments:
How many "chicks" did you pick up?
*grin* now now, my wife reads the blog, I aint telling....
So excuse me while I go make a couple phone calls.
p.s. - So HOW on EARTH did I get so FORTUNATE as to inherit you as my own personal POINTY STICK? Oh. The. Joys.
Ok, warning, more smart ass remarks coming:
You rode the short bus to school? You mom didnt hug you enough? Your dad dropped you on your head? Your husband decided you needed your own personal wiseass maker? Pick whichever you like.....
Just be glad I dont help your SO with practical jokes like I do with Nikki's husband....or give your children colds...
you crack me up carm ... i was just reading up cuz im like that ...i get behind ... im prolly going to hell too cuz im a really bad blogger :)
the snowball bush is really pretty by the way and your daughter is pretty darn cute... no wonder you have random strangers bringing her presents lol
dude, i might need to use that line myself! :>
ed
Oh! I've never heard that line about riding the short bus to school. That hurt my heart! Do mentally challenged kids really get teased for riding the short bus to school? Sorry-ex school teacher here.
Blessed:
Some do, some dont. That line is generally used against non-mentally handicapped folks to refer to them as such. Its sort of equivilant of calling someone retarded.
The mrs generally frowns upon its use(actually hates it, to be honest) and I try being careful of its use in the internet, 'cause I dont know who its going to REALLY offend or upset.
I'm not out to be hurtful, just witty....
Kim:
no kim, gods dont punish you for being a bad blogger, otherwise hell would get overfilled rather quickly.......dont you think?
*grin*
ed: feel free.....if you think you can get away with it.
OMG---too funny!
Except for the short bus part, you booger.
i know this is an old post and everything, but i would totally say that in church and i'm the one supposedly setting the example. screw that.
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