Come on, help out a Friend

Adopt me for a short time. Please?

I swear I need to check under the bed for a magical portal that leads to an alternate universe or something.....

Lets see:

The inlaws are being helpful....And driving me nuts. Well the Mrs too, but she's handling it. Or gotten over it. Their paying and redoing the bathroom......And have straightened out the house. To the point of I cant find anything. It great.....But man, having to pee in the compost pile while waiting for the toilet for two days is not exactly fun in the winter.

Of course, its not just her parents. Mine are acting weirder by the day. Seriously. I was over today as I had to pick up something and in the old Italian way, you cant leave without being fed....And the topic of conversation? Guess. I bet you cant.

English grammar. The proper way to construct a sentence. And other odds and ends of that nature.

huh? Who are you people and where did you hide the bodies of my parents?

So help out a friend and adopt me for a short time till it passes. I do dishes and laundry and as long as you don't play the inlaws game of "hide the laundry hamper" I can actually put my dirty underwear in them...