Apparantly, thats a capital offense
Apprantly, in the woman's handbook, its a capital offense to NOT tell the woman of the house that a new store(in this case target) JUST has its grand opening under a mile from our house.
They leave.
2 minutes later the phone rings.
"hello?"
"WHY didnt you tell me target opened up?"
"uhm, they opened March 1st, why?"
"you bozo, I drove all the way out to middletown wensday to pick something up a the target there."
"You didnt tell me you were going to target, you said Toys R Us."
"You bozo, well were at target now."
Apparantly, Its also in the womans handbook to just not pay attention for months on end to the construction thats gone on, and how the outside construction stopped in the beginning of Febuary....or the opening in March banner, or.....
*sigh*
They leave.
2 minutes later the phone rings.
"hello?"
"WHY didnt you tell me target opened up?"
"uhm, they opened March 1st, why?"
"you bozo, I drove all the way out to middletown wensday to pick something up a the target there."
"You didnt tell me you were going to target, you said Toys R Us."
"You bozo, well were at target now."
Apparantly, Its also in the womans handbook to just not pay attention for months on end to the construction thats gone on, and how the outside construction stopped in the beginning of Febuary....or the opening in March banner, or.....
*sigh*
posted by at 6:19 PM
2 Comments:
someone needs to get you the man's handbook!
I have one, its all about drinking, fishing, hunting, farting and scratching your balls, and thinking about sex.
Its really only a sheet of paper. We're not that complicated.
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