This is why

the world stands no chance vs sarah, Snark just is in her genes:

During the week, she visited her pre-school, a great program recommended by peds and teachers, a program run by high schoolers who are going into the teaching field, but overall run by Folks with degrees. And best of all free.

So she went to visit, and the teacher is talking to her, and askes about sarah to sarah, and sarah askes "Do you have a computer?"

Teachers taken aback and askes "why, do you want to learn how to use them?"

Sarah strikes a pose, sighs and responds with that exasperated little girl voice "*I* already know how to use a computer. I just wanted to know if there's one here to use."

Teacher's taken aback by teh fact that she already knows how, and the fact that sarah tells here matter of factly.
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So we're over my parents last night for an early birthday party, and she had a plastic my little pony in her cake. So intead of a fork, she's using the pony to eat teh ice cream cake.

And then the snark comments start around the table, from her uncles, and grandparents:

"Look the chocolate is on the pny's butt, its pooing."

" Its a poopicle."

"The pany has diarea."

The converstaion deteriorated from there.........

Schools stand no chance. I'm getting calls every other day.



Happy Birthday kiddo, you're 3 today.....