Things one doesnt want to think about as a parent
On that related note, we were in the book store the other day, and sarah brings up a book and says that she wants this one.
You know, the one entitled "why men fall asleep after sex."
At the counter, we told her to put it back, and my parting remarks were "you shouldnt need that for 10-20 years."
The Mrs(looked at me with the WTF look and asked,"she better not be having it at 13."
My response was "what you plan, and what happens when were not around are two seperate things...."
The lady behind the counter laughed.....but sadly its true....
You know, the one entitled "why men fall asleep after sex."
At the counter, we told her to put it back, and my parting remarks were "you shouldnt need that for 10-20 years."
The Mrs(looked at me with the WTF look and asked,"she better not be having it at 13."
My response was "what you plan, and what happens when were not around are two seperate things...."
The lady behind the counter laughed.....but sadly its true....
posted by at 1:10 PM
15 Comments:
I agree with the Mrs. Also, I don't think 13 year old boys fall asleep after sex, do they? I really don't want that question answered.
*I* reaaly dont want that question answered. However sticking my head in the sand isnt going to help any or make it go away....
just tell her that you stop maturing the first time you have sex. what with brains and at least a modest amount of integrity it works. trust me.
I'm not so sure I want to go down that road kat. She's much smarter than you think......
Duct tape.
They need more as they get older, but it's still effective.
I hear that one nikki. Works well for spouses and other family members too....
hey, it worked on me and normally i have more sense than a box of crayons. just give her some good examples...like my aunt mary. it should last until at least the age at which that person lost it/got married young.
duct tape it is then. I have five wimmens to look after.
I just thought I'd come over here and stalk the blog pimp.
Well welcome LW.....duct tape is generally the cure all....
What!? You're the blog pimp?!
Poor Kim. How does she live with you and make room for your ego?
:}
Oh, yeah....I like the tape idea, but I'm out numbered over here. If the tape should fall into the wrong hands.....*shudders*
It seems like the right time to say, "Oh, The Joys!"
Amen Joy.....
I hate to bring up the pixie again since I'm now branded as someone who obsesses over pixies, but where did she go? There's just a flag there. Did she pass out from exhaustion or what?
Well blessed, be a blog pim and all, she's, uhm, "busy" at the moment........
*snicker*
Ok seriously, it means that th esite doesnt have an update on weather from my local area to put up at the memnt. You might notice that there is not temp or anything there either....
I don't know if duct tape is such a good idea on those tender little spots...but I think you can find a blcksmith and get a chastity belt made :)!
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