I'm a bad bad man.....
I tried. I truly did. But its like a disease or an addiction. I just cant help it.
Crawling into bed last night, the Mrs says "I'm losing my voice. Why am I losing my voice."
At that point I just said "its because your sick."
But since she asked again, "why am I losing my voice.....?"
To which, It just blurts out "'Cause God likes me?"
Yes yes, I apologized after, but I cant help it. Smartass remarks just roll right out on their own.....
Crawling into bed last night, the Mrs says "I'm losing my voice. Why am I losing my voice."
At that point I just said "its because your sick."
But since she asked again, "why am I losing my voice.....?"
To which, It just blurts out "'Cause God likes me?"
Yes yes, I apologized after, but I cant help it. Smartass remarks just roll right out on their own.....
posted by at 8:04 AM
12 Comments:
uh oh ... please dont blame me..lol
Dear Mrs. Carm,
You have the blogosphere's permission to smack this man.
Best,
OTJ
Carm....*shakes head*
Why she loves you is beyond me.
*fond laugh*
ohh you are so not gonna get any like that
Actually Kim, you might be suprised....I wonder if its a turn on for her.....
Ouch!
So where did you end up sleeping last night???
Da Sofa or Da Garage???
The bed of course.
see, that's a normal comment in our house. actually it's usually: "it's ok. jesus will still love you."
I think you need to start your own forum for husbands--you can tell them what to AVOID saying to get your wife in the mood! :D
Hey dont you have somewhere to be? Or diarrah to clean up or something?
Or let me put it like this Blessed:
Do you REALLY want me to start a blog telling YOUR ladies husbands what to say to you? I really can teach them all my bad habits.
Just imagine your husband being as much a smart ass as I am, and talking to you every day.....wait, doesnt he already have his own.
Excuse me, I have some advise to dispense....
You're gonna have to step up your game in the romance department--especially with being sweet to your Mrs because soon she'll be comparing you to what she reads that my husband does/says! :D
You don't want to come off as the dumpy husband who can't put snarky aside long enough to have a REALLY enjoyable evening! ;-)
I can only imagine what a day in your house is like...
You guys are a hoot!
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