A pair of strange things heard around the Homestead
The Mrs, speaking to Sarah:
"You little girl, need to go into the living room and help put Jesus back together."
The Mrs in a phone conversation with me, which starts with:
"You need to talk to my mother about your penis."
I swear, I'm not making this up.
"You little girl, need to go into the living room and help put Jesus back together."
The Mrs in a phone conversation with me, which starts with:
"You need to talk to my mother about your penis."
I swear, I'm not making this up.
posted by at 12:00 PM
7 Comments:
okay tell your mother what about your penis? Why would a grown boy-man need to tell his mother anything about his penis?
You live in a sick sick world!
hehe
No HER mother, my MIL.
Why?
Because apparantly she was enbroiled in a converstaion about her women plumbing with my father this morning....so it was payback of sorts.
Oh I see...still a sick world!
BWA HA HA!!
Hee hee! Funny! I'm glad Deb had the nerve to ask, and I was glad the explanation was so innocent. I was instantly getting mental pictures that were bothersome.
Why Blessed? Got the hots for your FIL.....he he he...
could be worse....she might have been saying..you need to show my mother your penis LOL >
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